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“Found My Sunglasses” is a registered trademark accessible on top of a poorly made bench in the California Desert. Lift the rocks and you will find a series of clues. Tell no one. The secret dies with you.

Shout out to Squarespace. Special thanks to Al Gore for the internet and my parents for birthing me. Hell, shout out to parents everywhere. You know who you are. You can’t choose um, but that’s just how the cookie crumbles. I guess we as a society could force children to choose their parents, but that sounds traumatizing. Could be a good dystopian book though. Someone who is a writer should steal that idea and make us rich together. Email me, let’s make magic: foundmysunglasses@gmail.com